Your DNA in Space!
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008![](http://vgg.com/graphics/jason.gif)
Is that [spacex] launch today?
think its postponed
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good, maybe there’s still time to get my payload on there
if you want your dna to go into space, just sneak through the fence and jack off onto the rocket.
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it’s what I did.
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that’s good thinking
they should have a glory hole in the thing. anyone who wants their dna in space can just walk up and fuck the rocket
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they could charge a little
I sense a business opportunity here
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say, $10
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that’s a really good idea
we should make this! buy the biggest hobby rocket you can get, stick a glory hole in it, put a copy of hustler on a string tied to the top for anyone who needs inspiration, and sell tickets
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YOUR DNA IN SPACE! IMMORTALITY! $10! NO PEEING
also, another marketing angle:
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HAVEN’T YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK A ROCKET.
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Either of these would get a good amount of response
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you go drag an old silo back from outside of town
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I’ll get a craigslist ad up
wait — webcam. sell access to the live video of the guys jacking off into the rocket.
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we are going to be so rich.
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brilliant
all we need is a rocket, a fleshlight, some bottles of lube and a hot-glue gun
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I can get a rocket at Apex surplus
I’ve already got a hot glue gun!!!!
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and lube!
do they have surplus fleshlights?
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we don’t need a good one.
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sort of: they have pig vaginas in cans
works!
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I challenge any of our customers to notice the difference.
it’s actually a bit of an upgrade.
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this is gonna be BIG