Your DNA in Space!
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008
Is that [spacex] launch today?
think its postponed
good, maybe there’s still time to get my payload on there
if you want your dna to go into space, just sneak through the fence and jack off onto the rocket.
it’s what I did.
that’s good thinking
they should have a glory hole in the thing. anyone who wants their dna in space can just walk up and fuck the rocket
they could charge a little
I sense a business opportunity here
say, $10
that’s a really good idea
we should make this! buy the biggest hobby rocket you can get, stick a glory hole in it, put a copy of hustler on a string tied to the top for anyone who needs inspiration, and sell tickets
YOUR DNA IN SPACE! IMMORTALITY! $10! NO PEEING
also, another marketing angle:
HAVEN’T YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK A ROCKET.
Either of these would get a good amount of response
you go drag an old silo back from outside of town
I’ll get a craigslist ad up
wait — webcam. sell access to the live video of the guys jacking off into the rocket.
we are going to be so rich.
brilliant
all we need is a rocket, a fleshlight, some bottles of lube and a hot-glue gun
I can get a rocket at Apex surplus
I’ve already got a hot glue gun!!!!
and lube!
do they have surplus fleshlights?
we don’t need a good one.
sort of: they have pig vaginas in cans
works!
I challenge any of our customers to notice the difference.
it’s actually a bit of an upgrade.
this is gonna be BIG
