Your DNA in Space!

Is that [spacex] launch today?
think its postponed


        good, maybe there’s still time to get my payload on there    
     if you want your dna to go into space, just sneak through the fence and jack off onto the rocket.

it’s what I did.


        that’s good thinking    
     they should have a glory hole in the thing. anyone who wants their dna in space can just walk up and fuck the rocket


        they could charge a little    
     I sense a business opportunity here


        say, $10    
     
        that’s a really good idea    
     we should make this! buy the biggest hobby rocket you can get, stick a glory hole in it, put a copy of hustler on a string tied to the top for anyone who needs inspiration, and sell tickets


        YOUR DNA IN SPACE! IMMORTALITY! $10! NO PEEING    
     also, another marketing angle:

HAVEN’T YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK A ROCKET.


        Either of these would get a good amount of response    
     
        you go drag an old silo back from outside of town    
     
        I’ll get a craigslist ad up    
     wait — webcam. sell access to the live video of the guys jacking off into the rocket.

we are going to be so rich.


        brilliant    
     all we need is a rocket, a fleshlight, some bottles of lube and a hot-glue gun


        I can get a rocket at Apex surplus   
     I’ve already got a hot glue gun!!!!


        and lube!    
     do they have surplus fleshlights?

we don’t need a good one.


        sort of: they have pig vaginas in cans    
     works!


        I challenge any of our customers to notice the difference.    
     it’s actually a bit of an upgrade.


        this is gonna be BIG