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You fret about the guts' meaning

After 30 minutes of active fretting, you realize it's a sign. This is the day you're supposed to do one of the three things you've been planning for years. But looking at your calendar, you realize that they aren't actually filming a "World's Funniest" episode today, so you're unable to kidnap James Brown and reprogram him. Instead, you have to choose between your other options, both of which involve explosives.

Do you blow the head off the sphinx or strap a bomb to your body and leap off the Flatiron Building?
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