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Does
making others happy put a smile on your face? Then welcome, sucker! Customer Service is for you! We're looking for talented self starters to have their spirit broken by our demanding, angry customers.
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Are
you technically minded with an aptitude for computers? Tech Support is
looking for team players with a knowledge of computers to diagnose and repair
glitches, bugs, deliberate sabotage and other computer anomalies caused by our incompetent staff.
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The
Sales Department is looking for motivated and energetic individuals. Applicants must be prepared to lie long and hard for large rewards and promise more than can be delivered.
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Administration seeks individuals who are detail oriented to assist in feeding off the souls of employees in lesser departments, as well as assisting with various administrative functions.
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Interested
in slaughtering cows, pigs, chickens, etc? PLEXICON needs Abbatoir Associates! We're looking for hardworking, quality conscious individuals who are quick learners and not clumsy. Come help us make America's #4 canned meat, Pleem! Join the Pleem Team!
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Are
you a gifted programmer? Then the IT Department is where you belong. We
also are interested in skilled web-developers and networking experts. No social life required!
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| If you are interested in any of the above departments, please email your resume to PLEXICON@vgg.com.
PLEXICON gives equal consideration to all applications and will be
in contact with you directly should your qualifications meet the requirements
of the position you are applying for. No phone calls please. PLEXICON does not accept resumes via email. Thank you for your interest in PLEXICON. |
