In celebration of the birth of our Lord, Santa Christ, we share with you the spirit of the season! HA HA! Now we don't have to get you a real present! Chump! Hey, it was either this or macrame. You're lucky you're not getting an ashtray made out of Play-Doh, like Mom. Enjoy with our compliments- Love, The Van Gogh-Goghs Feelin' Scrooge-y? Den fizzuck dat Chriznismas Schnizzle and get your Grinch on: How to Ruin Christmas! Tis the season! For cheap nostalgia of Christmases past! Our Most Memorable Presents! Bring on the booze! Ah, sweet delicious booze... What better way to consume it than by playing our Holiday TV Specials Drinking Games! Want to see Santa on Christmas morning? Leave him a batch of our special Santa Claus Knockout Cookies! Will you get what you really want this Christmas? Ask El Santa Gigante! Not sure if you're getting coal or presents this year? Sounds like you better take our Naughty or Nice Quiz! How to Prevent a Santa Invasion Jason's Christmas Memories He Never Really Had What Christmas Means to Mythical Creatures Double-Ho-Seven © copyright 2002 The Van Gogh-Goghs