from: Lindsey <firstname.lastname@example.org>
date: Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 7:50 PM
subject: Link Exchange
I visited your site http://www.vgg.com and liked it a lot. I have a related website and I would like to know if you would be interested in exchanging links with my site. This will help both your site and mine to gain search engine popularity…Would you be interested? If so, please consider listing us here: http://www.vgg.com/links/ Our text link details are:
Title: Extended Warranties
Description: Protect your car with a comprehensive extended warranty from Warranty Headquarters.
Then let me know where our link is located on your site and send me your information if you would like a link back.
16443 N. 91st St. C103
Scottsdale, AZ 85260
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Jason Torchinsky <jason(at)vgg.com>
to Lindsey <warrantyhq(at)gmail.com>
date Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 8:01 PM
subject Re: Link Exchange
We can’t think of a better synergy than our comedy website and your borderline-scam auto extended warranty site! This is truly a match made in heaven, and I for one am thankful, profoundly, that the fates and technology conspired to bring us together. The mind races with the possibilities of what we can achieve together– our site providing mild entertainment, a brief, furtive distraction from the day, while your endeavor swoops in and gives them that nearly useless extended warranty to all the shut-ins and half-wits that don’t know any better and comprise our readership.
It’s really amazing. Is there any way I could get you guys to call my cellphone more? I have 30+ year old cars I think the factory warranties may just have run out, so I’d love to know about it more, and possibly constantly. Do you offer a program where, instead of the constant phone calls, you can send someone to sleep on my lawn and remind me about your extended warranties?
Again, thank you so much for taking the time to seek us out and partner with us. To complete this, please send your link on acid-free archival paper along with an link-exchange fee payment of $1500.
VGG Web Outreach and Synergy Admin