| Name: |
Scott |
| Use three gerunds to describe yourself: |
hot, steamy, raptor |
| Do you like piña coladas?: | No |
| And getting caught in the rain?: | No |
| Are you not into yoga?: | Yes |
| Do you have half a brain?: | No |
What do you look for in a T. Mike?: |
Hot wild raptor sex.
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| How hot would you say you are?: | Super Hot |
| How big a bowl do you need for a haircut?: | Soup |
Describe your perfect date: |
Hot wild raptor sex.
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Where would you take T. Mike on this date: |
To the hot wild raptor sex barn.
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| Is any special equipment required for the date you have in mind?: | Yes |
| If the VGGs weren't forking out the cash for this, who would pay for your date: | Dine and dash. |
| So, uh, do you have a sister?: | Sorry, no. |
| You do realize that we're not paying your way to LA if you do happen to win?: | Yes |
Anything else you'd like to add?: |
Because I'm a wild, sexy, raptor with a huge raptor cock.
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