|Going into the future so you can watch today's Ally McBeal with yourself.
||Going back in time to hide your own keys as a prank on yourself.|
|Going back to the 1800s to tell your ancestors about eBay.
||Going back in time to fact-check colonial Williamsburg.|
|Going hundreds of years into the future to catch a beat so that no one alive today would ever know about it.
||Going into the future to ask yourself if a movie that's coming on the USA Network right now is worth watching.|
|Going into the future to watch a current movie at the dollar theater.
||Going back in time to mail your bills because stamps were cheaper then.|
|Going back in time to catch the food you just spilled on your shirt.
||Going back in time to read the really funny Andy Capp comic strips.|
|Going into the future to complain about how Hanson's reunion tour is "a big sellout."
||Going into the future to when the Olsen twins are eighteen so you can catch a beat to them with a clear conscience.|
|Taking a fresh Dr. Pepper into the future so you can win bets with people that you wouldn't dare drink a 100-year-old soda.
||Going back in time to get Shakespeare to spell his name consistently because it bugs you.|
|Going back in time to convince Shakespeare to include a "shout out" to your girlfriend in one of the sonnets.
||Going back in time so that you can bust into your old high school English class and yell "you da man!" at your younger self so everyone in the class will think your younger self is way cool.|
|Going back in time to have sex with your girlfriend "before she got fat."
||Going back in time so you don't have to collect interest on loans you gave your friends.|
|Going forward in time so you can buy the new year's calendars when they go into the discount bin.
||Going forward into the future to mug yourself and steal your social security check.|
|Going back in time to buy old, crappy computers... at high prices!
||Going back in time to start own slang words. Like "catching a beat" for masturbation.|
|Going back in time so your profanity has much more impact.
||Going back in time to tell yourself not to shit your pants that one time.|
|Going back in time to be less late to a meeting.
||Going back in time so you can become the president of the "Brisco County, Jr." fan club instead of that other jerk.|