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THE THEO REPORT

"Your source for news about
the Van Gogh-Goghs and
other trifling affairs."

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Vol. 2, Issue 12............12/20/99

In this issue:
*VGG-brand holiday fun
*We're wrapping up the beret contest!
*New Prove Us Wrong!
*Win a t-shirt
*A special treat: How to unsubscribe

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HUH? WHUZZA? WHO? WHAT'S THIS?

It's the email newsletter of the Van Gogh-Goghs sketch
comedy group. Read it, enjoy it, pass it along to your
pals
and encourage them to sign up themselves at
<http://www.vgg.com/bookindex.html>. If you don't want
to
get it any more, follow the unsubscribing instructions
at
the bottom of the message. We'll miss you if you go.

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VGG-BRAND HOLIDAY FUN

You can keep that ole' Hanukkah spirit alive year-round with our
Virtual Dreidel <http://www.vgg.com/dreidel.html>. Or read some
earth-shattering holiday news at
<http://www.vgg.com/holidaynews.html>,

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WE'RE WRAPPING UP THE BERET CONTEST!

So the other day, we were sitting around the practice
space, and one of us put on this beret we have in our
prop room (don't ask), and another one of us said "hey,
you look dorky," and still another one of us said "hey,
who doesn't look dorky in a beret?" And suddenly, we
were inspired! We headed right out and created a new
bunch of icons. And then, we decided to see which one
of us looks dorkiest in a beret. You can vote for
yourself at <http://www.vgg.com/beret/>

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NEW PROVE US WRONG!

We're sure that there are more hugs in airports than anywhere else. Of course, you could always Prove Us Wrong <http://www.vgg.com/uswrong.html>!

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WIN-A-SHIRT CONTEST

Anyhoo, our last question was:

What skit haiku contains the line "Eddie works at
night"?

And our winner was...Amanda from

Email the answer, your name and mailing address, and
shirt size to <thevggs@vgg.com>. It's first-come,
first-served. Do it.

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OK, WE'RE DONE

Have an acceptable Thanksgiving. Email us at
thevggs@vgg.com if you wanna talk.

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