| Buying |
point value |
points accrued |
| Each souvenir purchased1 |
1 |
|
| The souvenir commemorates a state |
1 |
|
| The state on the souvenir is not on the route |
1 |
|
| Each souvenir sold |
2 |
|
| Each VGG T-Shirt sold |
3 |
|
| |
|
|
| Dressing |
|
|
| Wearing an article of someone else's clothing2 |
1 |
|
| All the clothes worn are other people's |
1 |
|
| All the clothes are all from the same person |
2 |
|
| All the clothes have been worn before on the trip |
3 |
|
| |
|
|
| Driving |
|
|
| Each 100 miles driven |
1 |
7 |
| Each state driven in |
1 |
3 |
| Moving violations while driving |
-1 |
|
| Vehicle problems while driving |
-1 |
|
| Being in first van across state line |
1 |
1 |
| Being driver of the first van across state line |
3 |
3 |
| |
|
|
| Eating |
|
|
| Each soda drunk in van |
1 |
6 |
| Each serving-size of food eaten in van |
1 |
2 |
| Each gross item eaten at group meal3 |
2 |
|
| Paying for a meal for the entire group4 |
5 |
5 |
| Wearing milkshakes like mittens in parking lot |
5 |
|
| |
|
|
| Gambling |
|
|
| Each $100 won gambling5 |
1 |
|
| Each $100 lost gambling6 |
-2 |
|
| Receive a comp by Indian casino |
3 |
|
| Find casino chip in Indian casino |
1 |
|
| Any slot machine jackpot over $10 |
2 |
|
| |
|
|
| Intoxicating |
|
|
| Each alcoholic drink imbibed |
1 |
|
| Each serving of hallucinogenic fungus ingested |
1 |
|
| Each day abstaining from drugs or alcohol |
5 |
10 |
| Vomiting from over-indulging |
-2 |
|
| |
|
|
| Reading |
|
|
| Each magazine read7 |
1 |
|
| Each book read |
2 |
|
| The book was over 400 pages |
1 |
|
| The book was non-fiction |
1 |
|
| Each 100 pages read of Uncle Miltie's Joke File |
5 |
|
| |
|
|
| Rest Stopping |
|
|
| Wear a coat found at a rest stop |
1 |
|
| Wear a shirt found at a rest stop |
2 |
|
| Wear a sock found at a rest stop |
3 |
|
| Wear a hat found at a rest stop |
4 |
|
| Wear underwear found at a rest stop |
5 |
|
| Wear the underwear on your head |
2 |
|
| Requesting a rest stop for urinating |
-1 |
-1 |
| Requesting a rest stop for #2 |
-2 |
|
| Last one ready at the rest stop |
-1 |
|
| |
|
|
| Rooming |
|
|
| Living in the "less stinky" room8 |
1 |
1 |
| First out of bed in the morning |
1 |
1 |
| Last out of bed in the morning |
-1 |
-1 |
| Farting loudly and yelling "Ohmigod! |
1 |
|
| |
|
|
| Self-Loving |
|
|
| Masturbate |
1 |
|
| Masturbate in the van |
2 |
|
| Masturbate while others are in the van |
3 |
|
| Masturbate while driving |
4 |
|
| Catching someone masturbating |
5 |
|
| Caught masturbating |
-5 |
|
| |
|
|
| Sleeping |
|
|
| Each 100 miles slept in the van |
1 |
|
| Each state totally slept through |
2 |
|
| Waking others with your snoring |
-1 |
-1 |
| Waking others with your screaming |
-2 |
|
| Waking others with your sobbing |
-3 |
|
| |
|
|
| Total Points |
|
36 |
