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Prove Us Wrong Number 12
SKI-I-I-I-PERRRR!!! Hey little buddy, slow down there! What seems to be the problem? Did you sit on a bee again? Calm down, what are you trying to say? The Van Gogh-Goghs? They've been proved wrong?! Why, why this is just terrible, little buddy! We'd better go see the professor!
RESOLVED: In this day and age, being stranded on a desert island is just pathetic.
Date: Tuesday, July 4, 2000 11:04 PM
From: sten0040@(deleted)
RESOLVED: In this day and age, being stranded on a desert island is just pathetic.
What about being stranded on that "Island of Dr. Moreau" movie? Pretty
cool to be trapped on an island with Marlon Brando, no?
Although, if it came down to cannibalism, he would have no qualms about
eating you.
Bye!
To Rebut:
Being stranded on a desert island with the Marlon Brando of "On The Waterfront" or "The Wild One" would be cool. Especially if you were a hot, sweaty heterosexual babe. Being stranded on a desert island with the modern day fat, bloated barely coherent Marlon Brando would just be pathetic. And as Dr. Moreau, he'd be insufferably pretentious and have a God complex to boot, which would be double pathetic.
Date: Wednesday, July 26, 2000 8:12 PM
From: snyder34@(deleted)
Just for pure silliness, I typed in the word "Bravecock" just to see what
would come up. And I got almost NOTHING. There was only ONE site and it
was related to "cock fighting," which I have no interest in.
I guess my idea is that they could make a pornographic movie based on the
final scene of Braveheart, where he is tortured and killed. Only in the
porno, they could do something like making him have sex with the ugliest
woman in the village. Actually, it wouldn't have to be a porno, it would
just have to be funny. With all of the ridiculous things on the net, you
would think that someone has already done this. Or maybe they haven't
because it would be copyright infringement. Probably not. But _I_ think it
would be hilarious.
Let me know what you think or if you know of anyone who would be interested
in such an idea.
To Rebut:
This is a brillant idea. Abso-f*cking-lutely brillant. You, sir or madam, are a genius. An abso-f*cking-lute genius. Why are you wasting your time writing email to us??! Go forth and make this film! The world of cinema is crying out for your artistic vision! Besides, nobody liked the idea Howard Stern and I came up with for "Bravefart."
Date: Saturday, July 29, 2000 5:57 AM
From: T_Childs@(deleted)
Hope you got the birthday card intact and all goes well. Give me a return shout. Is the California mud slide season coming up next or is it the fire season? I forget.
Thanks,
Dad
To Rebut:
Yes, Dad, I got the card. I'll call you next weekend, okay? And ha ha, it's actually fire season now :)
Your son,
T. Mike
Date: Tuesday, August 1, 2000 2:25 PM
From: DaRedeviL1271736@(deleted)
hey i want to cyber with a hot horny big tited bab will u give me ones email address and send free i hope porn to me
To Rebut:
Congratulations! You have proved us wrong! Wow! In one clear, concise, unpunctuated sentence, you have shown that compared to your level of patheticness, being stranded on a desert island is like attending Oxford.
Please forgive us our hubris.
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To Rebut:
Gee mister, it all sounds so reasonable and reliable and efficent that one almosts forgets it's called WHORECASH, for cryin' out loud! Whorecash?! What the hell?! I can't even think of a less sleazy, less disgusting name, and I'm a very, very filthy minded individual.
You make me sick. I remember when the Internet was all about community. People who had hardcore pornography gladly distributing their wares to the less fortunate. The Internet used to be all about diversity and connecting: Perverts helping perverts- butt-licking jizz jockeys bonding with foot fetishisizing cybersluts. But not anymore. Now money hungry sleaze merchants like you have moved in and ruined Internet pornography for everyone. I hope you can live with yourself.
Now beat it, ya spamming capitalist, you give Internet pornography a bad name.
Okay! Hopefully no one noticed that we only had one real response to this month's Prove us Wrong and I had to pad it with a bunch of junk emails I had clogging my in box. Ooops. Shouldn't have pointed that out. Oh well. Anyway, the important thing is we got proved wrong. Furthermore, I hereby proclaim this Prove Us Wrong as the worst Prove Us Wrong to date! I mean, we've had some stinkers before, but whoo-eee! This one was actually avoided by the great unwashed, web-surfing public. If it helps, we're sorry. Please don't stop playing....
Prove Us Wrong!
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