St. Petersburger: In the earlier epochs of history, royalty and the bourgeoisie jealously guarded the thick, juicy burgers that were their birthright. But with the development of Kremlin Fried Chicken, the proletariat can now seize the means of noshing. |
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Red Square Meal: Get a Junior St. Petersburger, potato Potemkins, a medium MosCola, and a plow for the kids. |
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Warsaw Pactty Melt: This is the sandwich that united Eastern Europe! Two 1/2-pound hamburger patties cut from the finest Georgian cattle, topped with melted cheese and KGB secret sauce on a Ukrainian rye roll. |
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Ham-mer and Popsickles: Got a kid uprising on your hands? Quell their revolutionary bellies with our ham sandwich-and-frozen-treat combo. |
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Gorbachef's Salad: In the waning days of the great Communist state, our former leader kept his figure trim and his views revolutionary with this hearty salad. Served with Bread Square Sticks and beet-ranch dressing. |
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