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ICBM (International Chicken Bucket Meal): Give the bourgeousie the bird and get a (chicken) leg up on capitalism with our signature dish, prepared with 1917 herbs and spices and a dash of SALT. Served with Bread Square. |
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Chicken Kiev: Reeducate your stomach and exploit your taste buds with this hearty meal. Served with Sakhalin sauce and Bread Square. |
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Vladivosteak: A thick slab of 100 percent pure grain-fead Red Armeat, smothered in our secret police sauce and grilled to perfection over the burning ruins of the bourgeois state. Served with Bread Square. |
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Fonduma: The mode of production of our supremely cheesy treat is an old state secret. |
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CCCP (Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, and Potato): Three chicken wings and a side of fries. Served with Bread square. |
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Baby Back Belaribssia: Smoked until the meat is falling off the bone like the last remnants of capitalism falling away from the world. |
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Make it a meal by following our five-ear plan — five buttery pieces of corn that increase your "yum" production. | ||
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