Lemon's Tomb: Wash down your revolutionary meal with our famous 64-ounce lemonade. |
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Krushake: Thicker than the belly of a bourgeois oppressor, richer than a evil capitalist slavedriver, our Krushake is table-banging good! |
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Borschtavik: Slake your thirst with our cold, delicious, beet-flavored shake. |
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U2 Cherry Bomber: Your l'il workers will love this fruity concoction. Shoot one down today! |
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Unca Stalin's Grape Purge: Got a counterrevolutionary thirst? Clear it out with one of these! |