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Welcome Back, Potter!
by Jason Torchinsky
It's been over 30 years since the most famous wizard of recent times graduated from Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Voldemort's been defeated, and people are now finally starting to be able to say his name again. The wizarding world is starting to get back to what passes for normal among wizards. But where does that leave Harry Potter?

Harry Potter, the boy who lived, the most famous wizard, is now starting to take stock of his perhaps slightly dissappointing career. With his archnemesis gone, what's left? Hogwarts, that's what!

Welcome Back, Potter!
Yes, Harry Potter is back at Hogwarts! But this time, he's come back as a teacher. And not just any teacher-- Harry had to take on a real challenge, and Hogwarts has just the thing-- The Sweathogwarts!

The Sweathogwarts are the remedial wizards-- the ones who just can't seem to get it right, or who just can't stay out of trouble. Whether it's turning a whole forest into a big mound of granola or just impregnating one of the local Muggle girls, these wacky misfits just can't seem to get it right-- but that's where Harry comes in. Because he's not really all that different from them-- especially in the eyes of Hogwarts new Headmaster, Harry's old enemy Draco Malfoy!

So hold on to your Sorting Cap and get ready for lots of magical hijinx on Welcome Back, Potter! Coming this fall on Thursdays, 9PM, right after Mr. Belevedere, P.I.

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