The Van Gogh-Goghs iCyber-eNetCards

When you care enough to send the very cheapest

Did you miss Valentine's Day? Ooooh, are you going to get it, right? That's what you're thinking, right? NOT SO FAST! The Van Gogh-Goghs have got your back.

Presenting our iCyber-eNetCards, our extra-special card-sending thingy that is guaranteed to get your bacon out of the fire over this Valentine crap. Choose the card that most fits your emotion, from "I screwed up" to "the valentine got lost in the email."

To get started, simply choose a card from the list below, fill out some info, and click the PREVIEW button to see what you hath wrought. If you're satisfied, send it, and your recipient will get an email telling them where to find the card. Isn't technology great?

1: PICK A CARD, ANY CARD

Click the cards below for full-size previews, then punch the button next to the one you want to send.

2: NAME AND EMAIL

Type in your name and email address and the name and email address of your ~~victim~~ recipient. (Don't worry, we won't sell your email addresses to spammers. Though we may dangle them over spammers' heads and chant "we got something you ain't got! Neener neener neeeeener!") Double-check to make sure you got all of them right.

Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

3: ENTER YOUR TITLE AND MESSAGE

Slap a title for the card and whatever personalized message you want to add in the boxes below. You can use HTML if plain text just doesn't capture your true feelings.

Card Title
Your Message

4: SIGN THE CARD

Choose a signoff for your card. You know, something like "Luv, Pookie," or "Sincerely, the Law Firm of Jacoby and Meyers," or "May You Rot in Hell You Bastard (P.S. Love to Mom)." Go nuts.

5: PREVIEW OR START OVER

To see what your card will look like, click the PREVIEW button. (Your card won't be sent until you press SEND on the next screen.) If you're already not satisfied and you want a second chance, click START OVER.