{"id":91,"date":"2008-12-17T16:21:42","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T20:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=91"},"modified":"2008-12-17T16:24:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T20:24:40","slug":"keep-the-yule-cats-burning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Keep the Yule Cats Burning&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Oh look honey, it&#8217;s another Christmas card in the mail, I&#8217;ll just open it, aw, it has kittens on &#8230; OH GOD NO THE KITTENS ARE ON FIRE! AAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAHHH!!! AHH! AH!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/firecats.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[91]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-92\" title=\"firecats\" src=\"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/firecats-205x300.jpg\" alt=\"Yule cats, fire cats!\" width=\"205\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/firecats-205x300.jpg 205w, https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/firecats.jpg 669w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0(click to enlarge)<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Wait a minute- the kittens aren&#8217;t on fire- look how peacefully they stare at my skull as they emanate from the flames&#8211; Oh Sweet Santa- they aren&#8217;t on fire, they ARE fire!!! ARGH! DEVIL MUTANT FIRE CATS!!! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE&#8230; oh wait, that won&#8217;t work. KILL IT WITH&#8230;, what, water? Sure, water&#8230; I guess. Hmmm. What else can you kill things with that sounds cool when you yell it out?\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 A stick? Maybe. A gun? No. Knife? No. Aha! SCIENCE! KILL IT WITH SCIENCE! KILL IT WITH SCIENCE!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0 Oh look honey, it&#8217;s another Christmas card in the mail, I&#8217;ll just open it, aw, it has kittens on &#8230; OH GOD NO THE KITTENS ARE ON FIRE! AAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAHHH!!! AHH! AH! \u00c2\u00a0(click to enlarge) \u00c2\u00a0 Wait a minute- the kittens aren&#8217;t on fire- look how peacefully they stare at my skull as they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16,19,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found-art","category-holidays","category-update"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paCRfe-1t","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}