{"id":82,"date":"2008-09-23T16:54:25","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T20:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=82"},"modified":"2008-09-23T16:55:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T20:55:35","slug":"your-dna-in-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Your DNA in Space!"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n\r\n
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<\/div>Is that [spacex] launch today?<\/div>
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<\/div>think its postponed\r\n<\/div>
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<\/div> good, maybe there’s still time to get my payload on there <\/div>
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<\/div>if you want your dna to go into space, just sneak through the fence and jack off onto the rocket.<\/div>
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<\/div>it’s what I did.<\/div>
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<\/div> that’s good thinking <\/div>
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<\/div>they should have a glory hole in the thing. anyone who wants their dna in space can just walk up and fuck the rocket<\/div>
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<\/div> they could charge a little <\/div>
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<\/div>I sense a business opportunity here<\/div>
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<\/div> say, $10 <\/div>
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<\/div> that’s a really good idea <\/div>
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<\/div>we should make this! buy the biggest hobby rocket you can get, stick a glory hole in it, put a copy of hustler on a string tied to the top for anyone who needs inspiration, and sell tickets<\/div>
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<\/div> YOUR DNA IN SPACE! IMMORTALITY! $10! NO PEEING <\/div>
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<\/div>also, another marketing angle:<\/div>
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<\/div>HAVEN’T YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK A ROCKET.<\/div>
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<\/div> Either of these would get a good amount of response <\/div>
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<\/div> you go drag an old silo back from outside of town <\/div>
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<\/div> I’ll get a craigslist ad up <\/div>
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<\/div>wait — webcam. sell access to the live video of the guys jacking off into the rocket.<\/div>
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<\/div>we are going to be so rich.<\/div>
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<\/div> brilliant <\/div>
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<\/div>all we need is a rocket, a fleshlight, some bottles of lube and a hot-glue gun<\/div>
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<\/div> I can get a rocket at Apex surplus <\/div>
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<\/div>I’ve already got a hot glue gun!!!!<\/div>
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<\/div> and lube! <\/div>
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<\/div>do they have surplus fleshlights?<\/div>
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<\/div>we don’t need a good one.<\/div>
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<\/div> sort of: they have pig vaginas in cans <\/div>
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<\/div>works!<\/div>
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<\/div> I challenge any of our customers to notice the difference. <\/div>
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<\/div>it’s actually a bit of an upgrade.<\/div>
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<\/div> this is gonna be BIG <\/div>
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