{"id":80,"date":"2008-08-24T21:52:08","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T01:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=80"},"modified":"2008-08-24T21:52:08","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T01:52:08","slug":"dinner-and-a-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Dinner and a Movie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dinner-and-movie.jpg' rel=\"lightbox[80]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dinner-and-movie-300x218.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Dinner and A Movie\" width=\"300\" height=\"218\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-81\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dinner-and-movie-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dinner-and-movie.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Hey, would you like to come over tonight and watch an UNrated movie with me? Maybe have some dinner? How&#8217;s roasted chicken sound to you? What if I told you I&#8217;ll have a liter of water  to go with that chicken? <\/p>\n<p>This ad is from a Kroger circular. Is the ad aimed at prison wardens? I guess I should applaud Kroger for promoting drinking water instead of sugar, but throw in a pound cake or a can of peas or something. Spice it up!<\/p>\n<p>But maybe Kroger is working on a different level here. Water to represent the underwater theme and roasted chicken to represent that crazy seagull. If that&#8217;s the case kudos indeed. Very funny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, would you like to come over tonight and watch an UNrated movie with me? Maybe have some dinner? How&#8217;s roasted chicken sound to you? What if I told you I&#8217;ll have a liter of water to go with that chicken? This ad is from a Kroger circular. Is the ad aimed at prison wardens? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[57,130,55,54,56],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found-art","tag-chicken","tag-found-art","tag-little-mermaid","tag-newspaper-ad","tag-water"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paCRfe-1i","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}