{"id":66,"date":"2008-06-25T23:39:12","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T03:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=66"},"modified":"2008-06-25T23:39:12","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T03:39:12","slug":"7-letters-you-cant-say-on-license-plates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"7 Letters You Can&#8217;t Say on License Plates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WTF! My home state is using my hard earned tax money to recall license plates with the potenially offensive letters W-T-F on them. Seriously, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wxii12.com\/news\/16699280\/detail.html#\">here&#8217;s a news story.<\/a> (the story also has a link to a wonderfully produced slide show that teaches parents that the letter p stands for parents.)<\/p>\n<p>Why stop there?\u00c2\u00a0Why not just go ahead and ban the letter F? I mean it stands for FUCK doesn&#8217;t it? I don&#8217;t want my child seeing the letter F any more. \u00c2\u00a0Cause if they see the letter F they may learn how to spell FUCK. We should ban C too. There&#8217;s several reasons for that letter to go away. How about B? A is out. D?\u00c2\u00a0Definitely D. Shit! We&#8217;ve got to get rid of S. \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>My current car tag&#8217;s letters are XTK. What does that represent? \u00c2\u00a0Xylophone Tit Kum or X-Box Twat Kock.\u00c2\u00a0Oh, my god my car&#8217;s a menace.<\/p>\n<p>Letters are dangerous people. You better watch out for them.<\/p>\n<p>Thank God George Carlin didn&#8217;t live to see this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WTF! My home state is using my hard earned tax money to recall license plates with the potenially offensive letters W-T-F on them. Seriously, here&#8217;s a news story. (the story also has a link to a wonderfully produced slide show that teaches parents that the letter p stands for parents.) Why stop there?\u00c2\u00a0Why not just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22,4],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essays-and-ramblings","category-tedious-paperwork","tag-parody-news-stupid-profanity-wtf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paCRfe-14","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}