{"id":33,"date":"2006-08-01T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2006-08-01T16:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2008-06-10T11:02:34","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T15:02:34","slug":"calling-all-jews-mrgibson-needs-our-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Calling All Jews! Mr.Gibson Needs Our Help!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So by now all of America and her collective cat have probably had a chuckle at Mel Gibson&#8217;s booze-fueled tirade about us Jews, and how we love warmongering and whatnot&#8211; and now he&#8217;s sobered up, and, like all drunks, is feeling a mite fragile. And he wants <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alertnet.org\/thenews\/newsdesk\/N01218594.htm\">our help<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Granted, he seemed to be asking this of Jewish leaders, but in a crazy religion like ours without a clear hirearchy (we ain&#8217;t got no pope) I figure we all need to pitch in.<\/p>\n<p>So, get ready to work some double shifts, Jews! I&#8217;ll be pointjew for the west coast; any volunteers for the east?<\/p>\n<p>Grab your handpuppets, snacks, and massage rollers! We&#8217;ve got a job to do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So by now all of America and her collective cat have probably had a chuckle at Mel Gibson&#8217;s booze-fueled tirade about us Jews, and how we love warmongering and whatnot&#8211; and now he&#8217;s sobered up, and, like all drunks, is feeling a mite fragile. And he wants our help. Granted, he seemed to be asking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-update"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paCRfe-x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}