{"id":305,"date":"2013-12-23T23:20:28","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T03:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=305"},"modified":"2013-12-23T23:21:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T03:21:40","slug":"top-10-unfavorite-unmade-xmas-albums","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=305","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 (un)Favorite Unmade Xmas Albums"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what I love? Christmas Albums. You know what I hate? Christmas albums I can&#8217;t listen to because the artists never made them. That really bahs my humbug. Here are a few of the great Christmas albums that never were, but maybe there&#8217;s a chance for a Christmas Miracle and one or two of these will get recorded someday.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Top 10 Christmas Albums That To Date Have Not Been Made<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>10. I Heard the Byrds on Christmas Day<br \/>\n9. We Three Tenors<br \/>\n8. Kiss Under the Mistletoe<br \/>\n7. Avril Maria<br \/>\n6. Have Yourself a Cousin Larry Little Christmas featuring Balki &#8212; mostly spoken word by Mark Linn-Baker<br \/>\n5. The First Noel&#8230;Gallagher Christmas Album<br \/>\n4. The Police Navidad<br \/>\n3. Miley Kalikimaka<br \/>\n2. In Excelsis Devo<br \/>\n1. Martin Mull Serves Up Mulled Wine Just in Time For Christmas (&#038; and other Holiday Delights) featuring Fred Willard &#8212; the album cover is very important here. It&#8217;s a glass of red wine with several Martin Mull&#8217;s severed heads with look of comic shock floating in it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what I love? Christmas Albums. You know what I hate? Christmas albums I can&#8217;t listen to because the artists never made them. That really bahs my humbug. Here are a few of the great Christmas albums that never were, but maybe there&#8217;s a chance for a Christmas Miracle and one or two of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-update"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paCRfe-4V","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":314,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions\/314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}