{"id":268,"date":"2012-12-12T12:14:20","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T16:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=268"},"modified":"2012-12-17T11:29:42","modified_gmt":"2012-12-17T15:29:42","slug":"christmas-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/xmas2002\/xmastitle.jpg\" alt=\"Gabba Gabba Ho!\" \/><br \/>\nIn celebration of the birth of our Lord, Santa Christ, we share with you the spirit of the season! HA HA! Now we don&#8217;t have to get you a real present! Chump! Hey, it was either this or macrame. You&#8217;re lucky you&#8217;re not getting an ashtray made out of Play-Doh, like Mom. Enjoy with our compliments-<\/p>\n<p>Love, The Van Gogh-Goghs<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"new\" \/> Feelin&#8217; Scrooge-y? Den fizzuck dat Chriznismas Schnizzle and get your Grinch on: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/xmas2002\/ruinxmas.html\">How to Ruin Christmas<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"new\" \/> Tis the season! For cheap nostalgia of Christmases past! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/xmas2002\/mempresents.html\">Our Most Memorable Presents<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Bring on the booze! Ah, sweet delicious booze&#8230; What better way to consume it than by playing our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/xmas2002\/drinkinggames.html\">Holiday TV Specials Drinking Games<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Want to see Santa on Christmas morning? Leave him a batch of our special <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/xmas2002\/cookies.html\">Santa Claus Knockout Cookies<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Not sure if you&#8217;re getting coal or presents this year? Sounds like you better take our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/xmas2002\/naughtynice.html\">Naughty or Nice Quiz<\/a>! <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/tp\/tp_122100_santainvasion.html\">How to Prevent a Santa Invasion<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/tp\/tp_122000_xmasmem.html\">Jason&#8217;s Christmas Memories He Never Really Had<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/et\/et_122500_Xmas.html\">What Christmas Means to Mythical Creatures<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/graphics\/bulletarrow.gif\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/ee\/ee_122200_doubleho7.html\">Double-Ho-Seven<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In celebration of the birth of our Lord, Santa Christ, we share with you the spirit of the season! 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