{"id":25,"date":"2007-11-17T21:31:38","date_gmt":"2007-11-18T01:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=25"},"modified":"2008-06-24T09:39:10","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T13:39:10","slug":"thanksgiving-with-the-van-gogh-goghs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving with the Van Gogh-Goghs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Van Gogh-Goghs are tired of hearing about how horribly wrong your holiday dinner went with your family and friends. Judas Priest, people! How hard is it to sit down for an hour or three and eat and act like civilized doofi? We here at the Van Gogh-Gogh Institute of Having a Dignified Meal Once a Year want to show you all how proper people enjoy a holiday feast. Watch and learn!<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/6o1sEtJigck\" \/><\/object><br \/>\nAdditional Thanksgiving Day links:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/mythical.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> What Thanksgiving means to Mythical Creatures<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/realfirst.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> The Story of the Real First Thanksgiving<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/wishbone.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> How to Win the Wishbone Pull<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/tron.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Quiz: Tron or the 1st Thanksgiving?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/costumes.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Thanksgiving Day Costumes<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/myths.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> 20 Thanksgiving Myths<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/cstoppers.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Thanksgiving Day Conversation Stoppers<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/pt\/pt_112100_tdaygames.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Thanksgiving Day Eating Games<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/ee\/ee_112300_turkey.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> The Hand Thanksgiving<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/tp\/tp_112200_hambone.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Ham-Bone Pie<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/tp\/columns\/column13.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> Turn Your Head and Cough #13: Thanksgiving <\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/fight.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/thanksgiving2002\/turkey-bullet.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*\" align=\"middle\" \/> How to Win the Thanksgiving Day Food Fight<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Van Gogh-Goghs are tired of hearing about how horribly wrong your holiday dinner went with your family and friends. Judas Priest, people! How hard is it to sit down for an hour or three and eat and act like civilized doofi? 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