{"id":14,"date":"2006-05-17T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2006-05-17T16:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2008-06-05T21:08:53","modified_gmt":"2008-06-06T01:08:53","slug":"whats-really-wrong-with-the-nsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"What’s REALLY wrong with the NSA"},"content":{"rendered":"

What’s REALLY wrong with the NSA<\/h3>\n
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I know there’s all kinds of ruckus about how the NSA has been keeping track of every phone call we’ve ever made, and, while this is a huge problem, the real<\/strong> problem is that the NSA has some kind of super-fetus program in place and has been using them, as in the case of Gen. Michael Hayden (pictured here) as their chief.<\/p>\n

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Now, this picture doesn’t show it, but I believe behind the podium you could see his umbilical cord snaking out of his tiny trousers and down into a bucket of custard or Fruity Pebbles or something. And everything here is scaled down to fetus-sized. Look at those teeny (yet still seemingly too tight) glasses!<\/p>\n

I mean, the real problem here is that this fucker is in charge of the NSA and yet he has no life experience<\/strong>— hell, he’s not even born<\/strong>! And I think we know why this administration’s so against abortion: they want all the fetuses for themselves, to staff the NSA!<\/p>\n

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Plus, if all this isn’t bad enough, there’s nude pictures of this unborn fucker all over the internet. See?<\/p>\n

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What’s REALLY wrong with the NSA I know there’s all kinds of ruckus about how the NSA has been keeping track of every phone call we’ve ever made, and, while this is a huge problem, the real problem is that the NSA has some kind of super-fetus program in place and has been using them, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-update"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paCRfe-e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}