{"id":109,"date":"2009-09-18T11:34:55","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T15:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=109"},"modified":"2009-09-18T11:39:28","modified_gmt":"2009-09-18T15:39:28","slug":"happy-jewish-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"Happy Jewish New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Rosh Hashanah! Happy Jewish New Year!!! To all the members o&#8217; the tribe, Happy 5770! In honor of this high holiday, we have the 1984 track &#8220;The Shofar That Almost Missed Rosh Hashanah&#8221; as read by a pixie on helium.\u00c2\u00a0 Listen and delight as plucky Jewish schoolkid Barbara goes up against a sticky-fingered goy with a case of shofar envy! Show and tell was never so full of intrigue.<\/p>\n<p>From a set of 45 rpm records by Graded Press; <em>Bible Festivals: Today and Long Ago.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgg.com\/mp3\/ShofarThatAlmostMissedRoshHashanah.mp3\">Download<\/a> (6:09 \/ 10.9 MB)<\/p>\n<p>The fine print: All downloads are provided for entertainment purposes only. VGG.COM not responsible for any religious epiphanies from listening to mp3s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Rosh Hashanah! Happy Jewish New Year!!! To all the members o&#8217; the tribe, Happy 5770! In honor of this high holiday, we have the 1984 track &#8220;The Shofar That Almost Missed Rosh Hashanah&#8221; as read by a pixie on helium.\u00c2\u00a0 Listen and delight as plucky Jewish schoolkid Barbara goes up against a sticky-fingered goy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-mp3-monday"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paCRfe-1L","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgg.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}