Merry Christmas! It's a busy time of year for everyone, especially El Santa Gigante. He's having trouble getting around to all those malls, shopping centers, parades, and Chippendale shows. He can't possible hear everyone's Christmas wishes. So we've set up a place for you to talk to El Santa Gigante here online. So, just type your Christmas wish in the box, click the 'ask' button and watch El Santa Gigante's head to know if you're getting what you want this year. Godspeed.

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Enter your Christmas list for El Santa Gigante here.

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Are you an Atheist, Wiccan, Kwanzaanian, Winter Solstician, or Jew? Click here for the secular, non-Santafied version of Ask El Santa Gigante.