The Van Gogh-Goghs don't understand much, but one thing they do understand is that audiences were born to wander. That's why they're so hard to pin down in a theater for a lousy hour or so to watch a show. So, to give our wandering audiences some purpose, the Van Gogh-Goghs have buried, scores of inches within the earth's crust, a marvellous treasure hutch. Now, citizens of Netsylvania: find the Hutch, using the poorly versed clues below:

clue one COUNTRY In what country does our treasure rest? Well, just point your arrow to that great land, some say the best, which manufactures the Camaro.

clue two REGION Remember that movie with Nick Cage? The one named after the state That's all the rage To those who want to find our pack-age.

clue three CITY If your first name was William And your last name Cox You might say "I sure as hell am Will Cox!"

clue four LANDMARK On the side of a hill Is inscribed a gigantic letter. Remember it those of you will, Who remember Bullwinkle's college sweater.

clue five EXIT NUMBER For the three digits, Take Herbie's second numeral, And the number that's also a preposition (but not to) And the number of the Fab, And there you have it.

DETAILS, DETAILS Take the exit, and follow Old Stewart Until he tells you to circle one 'N', Continue towards the landmark, and stop When you see a sign like a tiger. As many feet as you have feet in front Dig! And you shall find. So go forth! Somewhere out there, your treasure awaits, getting moldier by the minute. As soon as anyone finds it, give us a call at the enclosed number or email our Treasure Hutch Hotline. Okay?

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