HAIKU REVIEW by Sensei Charles Rempel & Grasshopper Jason Torchinsky DIRECTIONS - I take a script and - read through it and describe it - in verse of haiku 1-900-HOT-PREZ Do you like phone sex? I mean, really like phone sex? Try it with a Prez BASEBALL GHOSTMEN Kids playing baseball Need more friends, summon more friends Cobb is an asshole THE CHARLES REMPEL SHOW Talk show of goobers What can be more demeaning? Galen is Charles COP AND A NUT Cop stops a speeder Not your everyday speeder He is a nut, man DEPT. OF SUPERSTITION AND LUCK Need superstitions? Leave it to the committee Gimme more skillets DRY GULCH LAW John Wesley Harding Killed a man for loud snoring Now, his day in court FAILED BULLY Son of a bully Trying to cut his mean teeth Can't quite do it, though FREAKSHOW Big ole mess of freaks Whatever you do, don't taunt Non-Fireball Man HITCHER Hitcher meets driver Who will kill and who will die? Isn't that a hoot? PARTY IMPROV PARODY One names persona Two plays cat-and-mouse with host Three's already known JOE GRAEDON Terrell plays Graedon Science questions asked by shmoes Joe's got some answers JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt, his name is my Name, too. Wacky end. JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTORE Jesus has a store Where the pious come to shop Eddie works at night QUIZ SHOW One is a moron The other, an enemy Host lets dumb guy win USS WACKERPRISE NCC-6969 Horny alien Runs amok and quotes James Brown Computer gets mad SUPERHERO REHAB Famous superfriends Try to kick their vile habits Hulk feels like She-Hulk KLINGON CHARADES Spaceborne warriors Try to make long trip shorter With some pantomime GOD TECH SUPPORT Praying isn't working "Corrupt gospel of St.Mark," Says support angel MEEK INHERITS THE EARTH God made a promise And gave the earth to Boy Meek Boy Not Meek took it. Back to main archive page © copyright 2000 The Van Gogh-Goghs