You think you're pretty spiritually enlightened, don't you, big shot? You think you're so fricking ineffable. You think you're so chock full of the inner light fantastic that you pick your teeth with a sliver of the True Cross and spit Holy Water. You think you're hep to the jive? Think again, chump! The Van Gogh-Goghs are privy to the Secrets of the Universe, and when we feel particularly benevolent we deign to share one of these great, capital "T" Truths with you, Mister or Missus Websurfer. So confident are we in the unshakable truth of our statement that we triple-dog dare you to Prove Us Wrong! There's a lot of things you probably never, ever think about. And I'd bet most of those things are Andy Capp. I can't imagine ANYONE, even anyone BRITISH having the purity and blankness of mind to allow any thought about Andy Capp to seep in. And yet, just today, that Guiness-swilling, wife-beating limey layabout forced himself into my thoughts with the ruthless abandon of Andy himself on the rugby field. In a weird, inexplicable fever, I was motivated to draw an image of Andy Capp on the whiteboard. And that's when I realized this... RESOLVED: As of this date (10/3/02) This is the only image of Andy Capp drawn on any whiteboard in the known universe. So Prove Us Wrong! Already. Well there it is. Email us your diatribes, rants and flames here. Try to keep it clean, willya? Children might surf here. Did I mention your email will become our property and that you have given us permission to post your email here? Cause it's true! And that then everyone can see what lousy spelling and punctuation you people have. So what are you waiting for, wuss? Christmas? C'mon and Prove Us Wrong! The Prove Us Wrong! Archives Poo-covered money: How much is it REALLY worth? Sucks to be you! ...or does it? Live albums: More rock, less talk?? Intergenerational Coed Kick Boxing Cheating Scandal!!! Ham: Good? Bad? Ugly? Bicycle helmets: Better off dorky? New cars: What's the big stink? T-shirts: Who needs 'em? Which is a bigger problem before 10am: Booze or Slim Jims? Which would you rather have sex with: Pandas or Chimps? Which is more compelling: Miniature golf or... bowling? Prove Us Wrong: Sucky? Not so sucky? Airplane bathrooms: best part of the trip? Porno scrapbooks: Just how pathetic? What is the thinnest true sandwich? Monopoly: Harmless board game or evil source of strife? Zippers: The ultimate clothes fastener? Desert island strandings: Just pathetic? Hidden CD bonus tracks: Worth waiting for? Adultery and incest on the big screen: What's the deal? Movie Popcorn: Eaten sooner? Or later? Airports: Hugging central? Ketchup and French Fries: Perfect together? Does Hooray equal or not equal Yahoo? Laughter: To fake it or not to fake it? Cheese: The best part of everything? What's worse: Bad TV or bad movies? Can pickles go bad? Does naming your band after a place mean you suck? Want to start your own Prove Us Wrong? Take it up on our message board! © copyright 1998; 1999; 2000; 2001 The Van Gogh-Goghs