If you enjoy crack you might want to try America’s best crack: Escobar’s Pride.

Taped live near the Wiltern Theater in Los Angeles, California.

The Van Gogh-Goghs are tired of hearing about how horribly wrong your holiday dinner went with your family and friends. Judas Priest, people! How hard is it to sit down for an hour or three and eat and act like civilized doofi? We here at the Van Gogh-Gogh Institute of Having a Dignified Meal Once a Year want to show you all how proper people enjoy a holiday feast. Watch and learn!

Additional Thanksgiving Day links:

What Thanksgiving means to Mythical Creatures
The Story of the Real First Thanksgiving
How to Win the Wishbone Pull
Quiz: Tron or the 1st Thanksgiving?
Thanksgiving Day Costumes
20 Thanksgiving Myths
Thanksgiving Day Conversation Stoppers
Thanksgiving Day Eating Games
The Hand Thanksgiving
Ham-Bone Pie
Turn Your Head and Cough #13: Thanksgiving
How to Win the Thanksgiving Day Food Fight

Part of being a Van Gogh-Gogh means you’re going to have to do some court-ordered community service. We usually cop out by doing some Public Service Announcements. Here’s one for you now!

While you’re voting, take a moment to reflect back to six years ago, when the Van Gogh-Goghs held the 1st online election for Movie President of the United States of America. Our nigh-prescient election had Alan Alda winning the election. Alda, as California Senator Arnold Vinick, would have won the 2006 election on The West Wing, if John Spencer, the actor playing his opponent’s vice presidential candidate, had not died in real life (See this article.) So with such a record under our belt, we feel free to prognosticate again. This time, we’re going out on a limb and say absolutely NO howler monkeys will be elected.

Check out our video on YouTube or you can watch it right here. It’s Knight Rider meets Touched by an Angel meets a colostomy bag.

Check out the video on YouTube for America’s newest hero! Ever wonder what would have happened if Spider-Man had been bitten by a radioactive bear, instead of a radioactive spider? And what about if instead being of bitten, he had been raped? Well, wonder no more!