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All the votes are in (barring Guam, and some more rural counties) and the winner of the grand MP3 Monday election for President's Day is: "Van Buren" - An anti-Van Buren song from the 1964 LIFE magazine album Sing Along With Millard Fillmore, featuring their recordings of real campaign songs throughout the decades. From the 1840 election, this song is a one big eff you to Martin Van Buren from Willam Henry Harrison and the Whig party.
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*"If You Love Me Baby Tell Me Loud" - From Mel Brooks' High Anxiety (1977). This is a hilarious "rock" song- well, what old squares thought loud, noxious rock music sounded like.
*"Beware The Blob" - The 1958 horror movie The Blob starts off on the wrong foot, with a bouncy, catchy title song composed by... Burt Bacharach?!
*"Skeet Surfing" - From Top Secret! (1984), Val Kilmer's first starring role is 50s singer Nick Rivers in this send-up of Elvis movies, spy films, war films, Blue Lagoon, and hell, everything. Here Nick sings about the hot fad of shooting skeet WHILE surfing in this Beach Boys parody.
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You, the great Internet-surfing public, have, in our great democratic tradition, voted for the MP3 for today, Abe Lincoln's birthday! And here it is, comedian Bob Newhart's early live standup of "Abraham Lincoln Versus Madison Avenue," from the 1960 album The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart. Enjoy listening to it as you blow out the candles on the stovepipe hat:
The fine print: All downloads are provided for entertainment purposes only. VGG.COM apologizes for the poor audio quality of the MP3 file. It was taken from a poorly maintained vinyl LP. If you don't like it, feel free to buy us a CD copy of The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart and mail it to us. Cause that would be awesome.
*"Rappin' Reagan" - Doonesbury cartoonist Garry Trudeau cooked this up for his 1984 musical revue Rap Master Ronnie.
*"Jimmy Carter Says Yes" - A great/terrible "song poem" from the 1970s.
*"Van Buren" - An anti-Van Buren song from the 1964 LIFE magazine album Sing Along With Millard Fillmore, featuring their recordings of real campaign songs. Van Buren totally gets ripped a new one in the song.
You, the great Internet-surfing public, have voted for this Monday's Superbowl Special version of MP3 Monday!!! The winner is: "Let's Ram It!" by the 1986 Los Angeles Rams! Enjoy!!!
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The fine print: All downloads are provided for entertainment purposes only. VGG.COM does not have the express written permission from the NFL commissioner to post this MP3. VGG.COM not responsible for the poor rapping abillity of professional football players.
You have the opportunity to vote on next Monday's Superbowl Special version of MP3 Monday!!! Use the comments to cast your vote for "The Super Bowl Shuffle" by the 1985 Chicago Bears, or "Let's Ram It!" by the 1986 Los Angeles Rams! And just to make things interesting, if we enough votes total, we will put up BOTH of them! Shoot, if we get more than that, we'll even throw in NFL legend Rosy Grier singing "It's Alright to Cry."
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