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...who just passed away a few days ago, the Van Gogh-Goghs would like ot present this, the only Robet Altman-related thing I think we have. Enjoy, and give our best to Abe Lincoln, Bob.
Dammit. Yesterday we made our election prediction that NO howler monkeys would be elected. We honestly thought that now-Senator-Elect Ook had no chance of getting elected. Looks like the American public was more fed up with the Republican Party than we thought. Also, don't bother emailing us about Congressman Ooohaha, he's a spider monkey and was a shoo-in for re-election. That's why we specified no howler monkeys.
Dammit.
Tip number 105: When you're buying liquour for your shower, remember:
Buy your spirits in plastic bottles, because the tub can get really slippery and you're drunk.
If you need to, you may wish to consider decanting your spirits from their glass containers into a plastic bottle, such as a Mrs.Butterworth's bottle, who's pleasing feminine form allows for a good grip.
Just another helpful tip from your friends at vgg.com.
While you're voting, take a moment to reflect back to six years ago, when the Van Gogh-Goghs held the 1st online election for Movie President of the United States of America. Our nigh-prescient election had Alan Alda winning the election. Alda, as California Senator Arnold Vinick, would have won the 2006 election on The West Wing, if John Spencer, the actor playing his opponent's vice presidential candidate, had not died in real life (See this article.) So with such a record under our belt, we feel free to prognosticate again. This time, we're going out on a limb and say absolutely NO howler monkeys will be elected.