The best defense is a good offense
In the defense of his fantasy Saturday Night Live team: T. Mike has only one thing to say:
T. Mike's team eats bitches like your teams and shits them out like the bitches they are. Bitch, you just got bitch-shitted, bitch- how’s that make your bitch self feel, bitch?
All y'all haterz just be riding T. Mike's jock.